Yesterday was a “fun” day here in quarantine. I decided to run a marathon. Problem is, there is no running or exercising allowed during the scheduled outdoor time. So. I decided to do it entirely within my room.
I started by measuring the length of the room – about 28 feet (assuming my phone charging cable is 3ft long). Then calculated how many “laps” I would have to run —
26.2mi * 5280 ft / mile / (56 ft / lap ) = 2470 laps
I decided to add in some for measurement error and just to make sure I did enough so decided on a nice even 3000 laps.
Here I thought “oh it’s just a marathon, should only take 5 hours at most” … boy was I wrong.. and I should have known; based on my 100 lap practice run the day before where I realized I was spending about 70% of each lap’s time in the ‘turnaround’ zone ; which means decelerating and then turning around and accelerating.
In the end it took me 8h45m to complete the 3000 “laps” , which is 31.8 miles… and my watch thought I went 53.86 miles because it didn’t quite understand how turnarounds worked.

(Ignore the GPS track, it only caught signal for like 15 minutes randomly).
You can find an awfully boring and poorly edited collage video of my run here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/131gLbR53kxwaUZT8DCP3nu6xtAuRyXBX/view?usp=sharing
There’s a point in there right after 5 minutes into the video (which was like my 1500 lap mark; so the half-way point) where I just look into the camera and go “this is stupid” . Let’s just say I was hurting by the end! And I’m pretty sore today … and sitting in a hotel room isn’t great for stretching / recovery
And on top of being a generally terrible experience, I also blew out my shoe … and I haven’t even gotten to Pole yet š¦
Other than that, everything is going great. I’ve been getting my 3 meals delivered every day. I’ve been sitting in a lot of zoom meetings (USAP trainings, SPT calls, WO trainings, etc). Weather has been weird. Super windy and rainy. Sun peeks out every so often which is nice.
What a great math lesson Allen. Thanks.
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Sounds like your South Pole winter dementia has begun
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“winter brain is forever” – all winterovers ever
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